I know what I'm doing. I know what's going on. This IS my life.

 

*drops loads of money on adult toys and nice, sexy lingerie today*
(hrs later) *”Oh, we’re going to the Maltese for the show? Lemme just throw on my Yoshi shirt”*

Fluctuating maturity levels.

gagher:

Abducted straight after ballet class….she’ll be strung up and undressed for the greatest show of all…..

gagher:

Abducted straight after ballet class….she’ll be strung up and undressed for the greatest show of all…..